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Better late than never

Well, I managed to survive my colonography. I'm just not sure it's a preferred alternative to a standard colonoscopy.

I still had to go through the cleansing process, and to my surprise they still had to stick this instrument (for lack of the correct term) up my butt, in order to fill my colon with air, before starting the scan. (For some reason, I didn't think I was going to have to endure all that.)

The hardest part was trying to relax enough to keep from pushing the "instrument" back out, which seemed like it could easily be done.

Plus, the scan had to be performed while on my stomach and back. This required me to turn over half way through the procedure, which was made more problematic by that "instrument" sticking out my backside.

I can only imagine how comical this must have all been to those in attendance.

All I will add is, if you don't have a good reason for a colonography, e.g. an enlarged spleen, go with a colonoscopy. I think it takes less time, and you should be able to request sedation if you're so inclined.

Now all that remains is finding out the results. I'm not in any hurry, since I'm not sure how I'll respond or what I'll decide to do should the results be unfavorable, so I'll just wait for my appointment the beginning of November.

I doubt that I'd be willing to go through a colonography anytime soon, so I am hoping for the best.

Stay tuned!
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Becky said…
Comical? Are you kidding me, it's fucking hilarious. OMG, I haven't laughed that hard in ages.
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